skandrae | I mentioned this in blockrockinbeat's comments...

...but my breasts have threatened to secede from my body and take off for warmer climes if this cold doesn't stop.

Seriously, this is painfully chilly. Normally, I'm not even aware of my breasts, in the same way that I'm not aware of my ears or my nose...it's only when they start to hurt from cold that I take notice. And, believe me, you can't warm your breasts in public the way you can warm your hands or feet.

People tend to look at you funny if you rub your chest. Not that I'd know, or anything.

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