Mraawww! Mrewer! Meeeew!
Paku sez: Woman, I am hungry. I've been telling you how hungry I am for several hours. Since you have not responded in any way that pleases me (namely, putting food in the dish), I am taking matters into my own hands paws.
I will deliberately knock your shoes off the shelf in the genkan, pausing between each shoe for the piteous moans of an animal in acute distress, leading your landlady to think that you are mistreating me. I will knock your housekeys off their hook so that they fall into my (full) water dish. And I will stare at you with challenging eyes when you lean back in your computer chair.
Rodney sez: Ima bite ur footz off if u don' feed me now!